MAY 2025

Hello. This was May. A criminal month.

The Human Bullet by Benjamin Percy. Genuinely, my only gripe is that I wish it had been a longer story. The premise is phenomenal (man wakes up from a coma after being shot in the head, dreaming all the while of a vastly different life—his reality, consequently, blurs), but Percy’s pitch-perfect pulp prose is pretty much the star of the show. This was just fantastic. I enjoyed it so much that I immediately went searching for anything else Percy has written. (Turns out I had already read something of his before, and I just didn’t remember: the Black Box arc of Dynamite’s James Bond comic, which I also quite enjoyed.)

American Criminal by Benjamin Percy. Percy is two for two. This was brilliant. A story about a heist artist who rips off other heist artists that reads like a modernized, infinitely more personable version of Richard Stark’s Parker character. I dug every single page of it. Percy is two for two, and he might just be a new favorite author.

The Spy Without a Country by Thomas Ray. A US intelligence officer wakes up in the middle of a car wreck full of dead bodies with no memory of how he got there. Reasoning that his cover has been blown, he opts to come in from the cold—only to find that his handlers and fellow agents have no idea who he is. This is Black Mirror meets The Bourne Identity, and I was absolutely into it. Outlandish, to be sure, but made palatable thanks to Ray’s stark, straightforward style. It does get a little repetitive, though—particularly at the halfway mark, which is inherently circuitous—but overall, a very solid, sly spy story.

Heat 2 by Michael Mann, Meg Gardiner. Promptly going to shove this book into the hands of anyone and everyone who says novels can’t be as visceral, heart-pounding, and immediate as the best of thrillers. There are sequences here (multiple!) that rival scenes from the original classic film. I literally had to put it down a couple of times (multiple!) just to catch my bearings. What a ride. And what an inadvertent homage to Val Kilmer. His portrayal of Shiherlis was instantly iconic, and the character is considerably fleshed out and humanized in this epic novel.

Also, Michael Mann’s directorial style is so distinctive and visual that you wouldn’t expect it to translate well into prose—but I’ll be damned if he and Gardiner didn’t pull it off. Heat 2 is stylish as hell. It just exudes cool.

I know a film adaptation is inevitable—and I am certainly interested in seeing how that pans out—but what a brilliant move to do this story as a novel first. There’s so much going on here—enough to fuel multiple movies, let alone one. A wonderful, relentless beast of a novel. I loved the hell out of this.

Y2K: How the 2000s Became Everything (Essays on the Future That Never Was) by Colette Shade. I watched the original Bourne trilogy for the first time recently and found it to be such a perfect portrayal of a particular point in time that it sent me down a serious rabbit hole of early-aughts nostalgia—in particular, the aesthetics of the era. This, in turn, led me to learn about this recently released collection of essays. So, I had to get it. Obviously.

Of course, this turned out to be less about the visuals and vibes of a bygone era and more about the cultural anxieties and preoccupations of the time—and it is so much better for it. While I initially went into it for the nostalgia (and, to be perfectly fair, there is plenty of it here), I came to appreciate Shade’s surprisingly nuanced observations on many of the political choices and social mores of the era that would, eventually and inevitably, come to shape our modern Western malaise. (Spoiler alert: it was mostly capitalism’s fault.)

Obviously, though, this couldn’t truly be a work about the Millennial condition without some cringe involved. Shade comes from a relatively privileged background (her upbringing was solidly middle class, and she was gifted Nokia stock to help pay for college), and some of her takes can read, at best, a little naive, and at worst, entitled. 

Shade demonstrates enough self-awareness to acknowledge her oversights, and they’re never severe enough to undermine her core argument, which is, essentially: our generation was promised a vibrant, flourishing future—and it was denied to us. Shade distills the shared anger and resentment stemming from that betrayal into a potent, poignant, and exceptionally readable volume.

I can’t really listen to music while I’m working my way through a book, but whenever I wasn’t reading, I was playing TLC’s “No Scrubs” and Moby’s “Porcelain” on a loop, pretty much. Seemed like the appropriate thing to do.

“The Havana Run” by Ace Atkins. I wanted a short story with summery, Caribbean vibes to close out the month, and this seemed to fit the bill. It had a solid premise—two down-on-their-luck former journalists take on a job retrieving some valuables from Cuba, only to find themselves caught in a criminal web of conspiracy and deceit—but I found the execution a bit lacking. It’s a light crime caper, but it never quite struck the right balance between humor and intensity. Still, Atkins’s writing is lively and sleek, and it kept the story moving along at a modest clip.

And those were the month’s misdeeds.


BOOKS BOUGHT—A THEME EMERGES SOMEWHAT:

  • American Criminal by Benjamin Percy
  • North Border by Benjamin Percy
  • Bystanders by Benjamin Percy
  • High by Adam Roberts
  • Stealing for the Sky by Adam Roberts
  • The Spy Without a Country by Thomas Ray
  • Monk and Robot by Becky Chambers
  • Slayground by Richard Stark
  • The Talented Mr. Ripley by Patricia Highsmith
  • The Bourne Identity by Robert Ludlum
  • Y2K: How the 2000s Became Everything (Essays on the Future That Never Was) by Colette Shade

MARCH 2024

Hihi here’s what I read in March (spoiler alert it’s mostly Bond stuff):

Dune by Frank Herbert. Already wrote about my experience with this, but yeah, this was great. Big worm! Big fan. And I’m terrible at watching movies in a timely manner so, no, I still haven’t seen part two, thanks. 

This month’s short story was “Jim Martini” by Michael Bible. A thoroughly modern corporate tale that at times reminded me of one of Mad Men’s surreal interludes. (Absolute favorite show, so not a bad thing.) Irreverent and playful. I dug it a lot.  ⠀

And that’s it for the regular reads. Literally everything else was Bond, because I am a ridiculous, obsessive person. 

Trigger Mortis by Anthony Horowitz. I just wish Horowitz wrote more of these.

For Your Eyes Only by Ian Fleming. Very interesting collection of short stories that find Fleming further experimenting with his Bond formula—to varying success. I didn’t think much of the first two stories, but really enjoyed the last three. In particular “The Hildebrand Rarity,” which, with its stunning underwater scenes, is a showcase of Fleming’s mastery at establishing mood and atmosphere. Also I do love a capsular setting, of which the luxurious yacht at the center of the story is certainly one of Fleming’s most opulent.  

Thunderball by Ian Fleming. Enjoyment of this was a bit marred by rewatching the movie and not being too thrilled by it. Still, a solid Bond entry. The Bahamas location was just great. Loved that Leiter got an extended role here, too. Also we got to go both inside a fancy yacht and a high-tech submarine, and that’s just super neat. 

The Spy Who Loved Me by Ian Fleming. Fleming’s infamous failed experiment. Admire him for going so out of his own comfort zone, but this is truly a royal mess. His female narrative voice is deeply unconvincing, for one. For another, the structure simply doesn’t come together. The first part reads like the maudlin diary entries of a juvenile caricature, while the second is a mid-century gangster farce, with Fleming at his most intolerable in terms of dialogue. Only the final part manages to feel like a Bond book, but it comes a bit too little, too late.   

And then I just read a bunch of Bond comics. I read too many of them, because, again, I am a ridiculous person.

James Bond: Vargr / James Bond: Eidolon by Warren Ellis, James Masters. Both re-reads. I had forgotten, but these were actually the first Bond things I ever read, having picked it up back when they came out because I was a big Ellis fan. I enjoyed them both a lot back then and, naturally, after having read entirely too much about this ridiculous character, I appreciate them a lot more now. 

James Bond: Hammerhead by Andy Diggle, Luca Casalanguida. Reading this after the Ellis and Masters run was like going from Casino Royale to Die Another Day. Fun, but lacked the wit and finesse of the previous comics.

James Bond: Service by Kieron Gillen, Antonio Fuso. Love Gillen but this was just bland as hell.

James Bond: Black Box by Benjamin Percy, Rapha Lobosco. Liked this one a bit more than the other non-Ellis runs. I feel like it did the globetrotting thing exceptionally well. And I enjoyed how simple and modern the storyline was. The Dynamite comics do a better job at bringing Bond to contemporary times better than the films, I feel like. They’re great at making our current, contentious times almost feel like another sort of war — neither hot or cold but perpetually hazy and chaotic. 

James Bond: Kill Chain by Andy Diggle, Luca Casalanguida. Liked this one a hell of a lot more than their previous effort. It felt much more in line with the Fleming novels. Bringing SMERSH into the modern day was an ingenious move, and having that not only feel believable but inevitable was just skillful storytelling.

James Bond: The Body by Aleš Kot, Various. One of the most fascinating Bond stories I’ve come across. One thing that I love about the Fleming novels is how surprisingly often they go into Bond’s psyche, something the films hardly ever do — at least until Craig’s tenure. The Body, though, is a thorough character study about what it means to be a blunt instrument wielded by a fallible, amoral government. The only place it falters is that at some point it feels like you’re reading about someone entirely different from the peculiar, singular character Fleming created. Still, some absolutely brilliant storytelling here.

James Bond: Himeros by Rodney Barnes, Antonio Fuso, Giorgio Pontrelli. This is what I mean by the Bond comics really going all out to make him a contemporary figure. This is an Epstein storyline, and not even a thinly-veiled one — the only things changed are the names. I guess it’s problematic in the sense that in this fantasy world Bond prevails and drags this evil ordeal out of the shadows and back into the light, but what is fantasy for if not for wishful thinking sometimes?

And now the only remaining question is: Will I read something not Bond-related any time soon? Ha ha ha who knows I don’t goodbye